gotta distaster

ira sick
Originally uploaded by goggledog.

Took a fancy to laxatives.

Now I won't stop licking my butt.

ira closed eyes

ira closed eyes
Originally uploaded by goggledog.

if i concentrate very hard, i know...
i'm sure...
i can...
i make this party go away.

to protect and . . .

That hat, those gloves, the whole apartment, the guitars, everything. . .it's mine! If you take another step . . . I think I might have to -- STARE EVEN HARDER!

See the couch behind me? See the girl sleeping there?
Though I have no goggles, I can see. You think you will be able to awaken her. Hah! I am goggledog, protector of sleep and laziness!

You . . . shan't . . . pass!